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In language, “Snakes on a Plane” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John snaked Mary on a plane) and intransitive (Mary was snaked on a plane by John).
It can be an action verb (John really snakes on a plane), a passive verb (Mary really doesn’t snake on a plane), an adverb (Mary is snaking-on-a-plane interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific snake on a plane).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is snaking-on-a-plane beautiful) or an interjection (Snakes on a Plane! I’m late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (John is ugly, SNAKES ON A PLANE, he’s also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the phrase “Snakes on a Plane.”
Aside from its R-rated-because-that’s-what-the-fans-demanded connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1) Surprise — “What the snakes on a plane are you doing here?”
2) Fraud — “I got snaked on a plane by the car dealer.”
3) Resignation — “Oh, snakes on a plane!”
4) Trouble — “I guess I’m snakes on a plane now.”
5) Aggression — “GO SNAKE YOURSELF ON A PLANE!”
6) Disgust — “Snake me on a motherfucking plane.”
7) Confusion — “What the…snakes on a plane…?”
8) Difficulty — “I don’t understand these snakes on a plane!”
9) Despair — “Snakes on a plane again….”
10) Pleasure — “I couldn’t be happier if I had snakes on a plane.”
11) Displeasure — “What the motherfuck is going on here, snakes on a plane?”
12) Lost — “Where are we going and why are there snakes on a plane?”
13) Disbelief — “UN-SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE-BELIEVABLE!”
14) Retaliation — “Up your fucking snakes on a plane!”
15) Denial — “I didn’t do it. The snakes did. On a plane.”
16) Perplexity — “I know everything to do with it, if it has anything to do with Snakes On A Plane.”
17) Apathy — “Who really gives a snake on a plane, anyhow?”
18) Greetings — “How the snakes on a plane are ya?”
19) Suspicion — “Who the fuck are you, snakes on a plane?”
20) Panic — “Let’s get the snakes on a plane out of here.”
21) Directions — “Fuck off, snakes on a plane.”
22) Awe — “How the snakes on a plane did you do that?”
It can be used in an anatomical description — “He’s got a motherfucking snake up his motherfucking plane.” It can be used in business — “How did I wind up with this job? It’s snakes on a plane!”