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dog cock & how your mom and dad got back together

commericals are the name of the game today.

here’s a news story about this unfortunate picture which appeared (on the second page!) in the current Ikea catalog. i sorta couldn’t resist spoiling it for you, but it’s still worth a look. it’s not actually an artifically attached man-dick on a friendly little pup but you might not realize that at first. looks like he might be more appropriately called woman’s best friend.

in other news, ford wants to be the maker of the SUV of the divorced, slightly on-the-outs, still caring and trying-to-get-back-in-the-circle-of-trust dad. want proof? here’s a review their ad with a link to video. i understand demographics change and advertisers have to ride the edge sometimes, but this is still a little weird. the looks that the mom and dad exchange…it just makes you ask all sorts of questions you should probably stay away from: why’d they split up? did he cheat on her with a mexican whore on a business trip in tijuana? did he have a closet smack-rock addiction that finally went too far when he tried to mistook the daughter for a tasty bowl of nachos?

maybe he had a dog cock.

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