the garrison show

no news is good news, right? wrong, but it’s all you got for now. here’s what i’ve found that’s worth checking out:

if you live in south carolina, like to hunt, are rich and support the republican party, have i got the party for you. on 9/11, no less.

there are less than 61,000 confidential reports accessible on google! get there here before they go away!

a few quick facts about youtube.

in an amazing revelation, cnn has announced no one typically knows how many calories are in fast food. i hate news that’s not news.

from the UK’s ‘the register,’ news that a quarter of russians engage in “mobile rumpy-pumpy.” what is that? you sure you want to know?

google will archive historical news. [insert funny joke]

do you believe in privacy? yes? then you probably won’t use this online sex diary. i just don’t have anything to record.

again, stay tuned for the big stuff. crazy, crazy, crazy…

-garrison out

i’m not one to brag, but i’m mighty damn proud of myself at the moment.

i have cobbled together enough HTML and retarded CSS to complete the first phase of my site redesign. i found the photo of the tv flying through the air (which is symbolic of SO much i believe) and hacked it into a header. i systematically eliminated uppercase letters wherever i could find them (then found out i could do the same thing with a line of CSS). so…what do you think???

i’m getting more serious about learning some of this crap and this was a great education. i was at times reminded of all the reasons i hate programming, though. for example, i only spent an hour or so trying to get the second line of the header right-flushed because i couldn’t remember it was “text-align” instead of just “align.” stick a fork in me.

anyway, i’m sort of holding my breath because while it looks great in osx/firefox and safari, i’m mighty feared of the mis-aligned, bass-ackwards goop that results when IE tries to do anything. if you’ve got any tips, bugs, or suggestions, drop a comment or an email.

oh, i’m just so giddy!!